Check out this write-up from our friends at Intrepid Forward
And now, a word from Hans and Franz...
Intrepid Biz of the Week: Team Birtola Garmyn High Desert
Realty
Hello little girlieman Facebook-blog readers. This is Hans and Franz. Why are you just sitting there in your little ergonomic chair with the tiny little squeaky wheels instead of working out? Don’t you want to look like us? Of course you do!You might also be asking yourself, “Why are twin pillars of muscleitude like Hans and Franz taking time to talk to people who are not as much huge as we am?’”
That’s because we want to tell you about two other Awesometonians from the planet Awesometon where we were born. They are the us of the realty world.
“We’re here to pump you up!”
They cannot curl a metric ton of iron (as a warm up) or derail a train with a single pectoral twitch like we can, but they move vast amounts of real estate that make other realtors look like Flabby McFlabmeister—yah! They will market your home or help you find the right home with super space technology they stole from the future, and an unstoppable army of pumped up real estate powerhouses. Team Birtola-Garmyn ranks #1 in Oregon and they have constantly ranked in the Top 3 Prudential Teams in the USA!
But here’s what we think is flextastic: These aren’t pencil-neck desk jockeys who will get a hernia trying to push a SOLD sign into moist playground sand. The Rubenator was a Navy weapons technician and a Serpico-tough cop before turning his sights on Central Oregon real estate. Jim has a black belt in Tae Kwon Do…and he likes marine aquariums and judo-chopping large man-eating sharks into sushi. But just like us, they’re totally friendly and stuff, yah, and they’ve been helping lots of people for the last 20 years.
Look at this tiny little picture. This just demonstrates the
awesome humility of the Hans and Franz of real estate—Jim Birtola and Ruben
Garmyn. To them, it’s all about the customer. We give them two biceps up!
Visit Team
Birtola-Garmyn on Facebook HERE or we’ll come over and show you
what “house flipping” really means, yah?
Written By Kelly Walker at Intrepid Forward
